Resume Funnies
Woman in the Middle | June 1, 2013Hubby is once again trying to hire someone at his business. I asked him to keep an eye out for any funny things that pop up in the dozens of resumes he has been wading through and he is kindly doing so. I thought we could all do with a laugh and, sure enough, Hubby was able to come up with a few things to tickle our funny bones. Needless to say, the following folks aren’t getting an interview with Hubby’s company.
I am able to transcending global languages, tri-lingual, eager to learn, team work oriented, well organized, fast learner, presentation skills, self starter, committed and results oriented. (Maybe not quite tri-linguel?)
My goal is to work for a World Known Corporation, where I could acquire experience, learn and become a professional. (Is Well Known different from well known?)
Dear Hiring Manager; I enjoy chemistry. However, sometimes what you enjoy may not necessary be what you are really good at. …I am still immature and purposeless like I was during my undergrad years. That is why I have decided to go out and get a job and hopefully to change my lifestyle for the better. (So, this fellow admits to being not so good in chemistry, but is applying for a job as a chemist, and describes himself as immature and purposeless…and he thinks anyone is going to hire him????)
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