Look What the Wind Blew In
Woman in the Middle | February 10, 2016I have lived in inland So Cal all of my life where we have the infamous Santa Ana winds. In my particular community we get particularly strong winds, as I have mentioned many times before. These winds can get pretty intense and can last for several days. I many not like the wind, but I am used to them. I am also used to the fact that sometimes the wind blows weird things into the yard. It is not unusual to find my trash cans blown down the street in front of the neighbor’s house while the other neighbor’s trash cans are in front of mine. We get lawn furniture covers in our yard that aren’t ours. Those cute decorative flags sometimes appears out of nowhere. Of course, trash arrives in droves. Leaves from trees we don’t have, pine needles, you name it.
But our latest wind takes the cake. The wind blew a PAIR OF MEN”S UNDERWEAR into my driveway! They are still there, because I can’t stand the idea of touching them!!! LOL! But, today is the day. The underwear is going to go.
And, in case you were wondering, no, there wasn’t a stud muffin in the underwear. Even our winds aren’t that strong!
This made me think of those weird people who steal underwear, I don’t get stealing underwear but how weird would it be to find strange underwear in ones driveway I wouldn’t want to pick them up either
What probably happened was a wife was doing the laundry and hung it out to dry when the wind blew her poor husband’s chonies into your yard. Just get Hubby a cherry picker and ask him to throw them away for you and tell him you will return the favor if a pair of lady’s underwear blows into your yard.:-P