Some things to NOT do!
Woman in the Middle | January 28, 2016Occasionlly, when I am out shopping, I see something that looks interesting and is a good price, so I pick it up to give as a gift. As I was digging out the last of the Christmas presents, I ran across a book I had picked up to give to a friend of ours. It is called “101 Thing to do Before You Die.” I apparently didn’t look at it too closely at the time I purchased it.
I started flipping though the book and I happened to stop at number 7 on the list. It was “Have a three way.” What??? They sure weren’t talking about a new drink at Starbucks, or a game of gin rummy with two other friends.
The book listed helpful hints to get you to this goal such as drinking to reduce inhibitions. It also helpfuly pointed to the reader to other similar goals in the book such as “getting it on with a rock god.”
I don’t think our friend’s wife would appreciate us giving him a book that encouraged such activities. I also feel fairly certain that he is not interested in “getting it on with a rock god.”
So, I guess I will have to come up with another birthday present for him. And, in the future, if I see a book that is all about what you should do before you die, I will look at it a bit more closely before I buy it!
Eeewww!! :-$
What the hell, that is not something I would do, ever, never ever, just saying
Me, either!