Fun in a Dollar Store
Woman in the Middle | October 29, 2013Be forewarned, this is a PG-13 post. Not because of anything I did…but you will see what I mean if you choose to read on….
I thought that the craziest thing that would ever happen to me in a dollar store happened when the lady showed me her bra. Well, I was wrong. I don’t know what it is about dollar stores and crazy that seeks me out, but it does.
Friday I stopped to pick up a couple more things I needed for a bridal shower I was throwing last weekend. A lady got in line behind me and after I put my things on the checkout stand belt she said “You need to look at my nails.” Being the nice person that I am I did. Imagine my surprise when I realized that each and every one of her long nails had been painted with stylized male genitalia in red and black. “Do you know what that is?” she asked. “Oh yes I do,” I replied.
“I told my son I was going to get this and he said ‘Oh Mama don’t so that.’ Next time I am going to get a man with it in his hands.” I had no idea how to respond other than to laugh, which I did. Thank goodness it was my turn to check out at that point. As I finished up I told the young woman checker, “You need to look at her nails” and nodded to my new friend. The girl peered at the nails and then looked up and said “Is that what I think it is?” As I sailed out of the store I heard the checker laugh good and loud and yell, “Donna, you HAVE to come see these nails!”
You have all the fun! Nothing ever happens to me in a dollar store.
Oh if only you had taken a photo of her nails………………..
Well, I didn’t want to be accused of distributing porn!