Search Terms are a Mystery
Woman in the Middle | June 6, 2013Every once in a while I entertain myself by looking at the search terms that lead people to my blog. They are weirdly fascinating, kind of like a train wreck. Some I can figure out, kind of, what post they relate to. Others, who knows! Here are a few.
In the category of Absolutely No Clue, i.e. I have no idea how their search term led people to me and my blog::
sauna must haves
woman with arrows
graceland mid cat
pictures of a fat woman yelling at another woman
photo of woman at the window
me I passed my weekend not bead
Then there are some that I do know what they are referring to, but I still have a hard time figuring out how Google made the connection.
Worms in the carpet after washing (I had a post about finding an earthworm on my bedroom carpet. I do not have worms in my carpet, but apparently lots of others do as many similar inquires have found their way to my blog. Just one word: Eeww!
Forced to wear pantyhose by my grandmother (I did do a post about putting on my pantyhose because I was serious about something. But my grandmother never ever forced me into pantyhose. And even if she did, I wouldn’t Google it!)
“keep our plunger in the garage” toilet (I think there was a post about modern toilets and their need for plungers. But no mention of the garage. Again, why would someone have to Google that?)
city employees with most fun (I am and have been a city employee. I probably have mentioned that in a post. I am sure I have never mentioned the word “fun” with city employment. It is a job. If it was fun it would be a vacation.)
brother harass ( I have a brother. Maybe I harass him sometimes, but I don’t think I have blogged about it. I don’t want to create a permanent record of it that he could hold over my head!)
Last but not least, there is the “I Just Don’t Want to Know” category. I have no idea how this search term lead to my blog and I don’t think I want to know….
santa’s naked little hussies
nude Barbie shop
nude photos “Jurupa valley”
Uh Oh; it might be time for you to change your computer’s password; do you think you might have a hacker?
A hilarious post! I am pretty confused when I look at the search terms too. In fact, I am confused about why anybody finds my blog. )
I am glad you enjoyed it!
I think what they mean about city employees with the most fun is what city employees do for fun in their spare time. What do you think?