Resume Funnies
Woman in the Middle | June 1, 2013Hubby is once again trying to hire someone at his business. I asked him to keep an eye out for any funny things that pop up in the dozens of resumes he has been wading through and he is kindly doing so. I thought we could all do with a laugh and, sure enough, Hubby was able to come up with a few things to tickle our funny bones. Needless to say, the following folks aren’t getting an interview with Hubby’s company.
I am able to transcending global languages, tri-lingual, eager to learn, team work oriented, well organized, fast learner, presentation skills, self starter, committed and results oriented. (Maybe not quite tri-linguel?)
My goal is to work for a World Known Corporation, where I could acquire experience, learn and become a professional. (Is Well Known different from well known?)
Dear Hiring Manager; I enjoy chemistry. However, sometimes what you enjoy may not necessary be what you are really good at. …I am still immature and purposeless like I was during my undergrad years. That is why I have decided to go out and get a job and hopefully to change my lifestyle for the better. (So, this fellow admits to being not so good in chemistry, but is applying for a job as a chemist, and describes himself as immature and purposeless…and he thinks anyone is going to hire him????)
Let’s hope he gets some good ones!
These are not just funny… they are hilarious! And a bit sad too.
And they wonder why they can’t get a job! Funny but sad at the same time.
Yeah the things some people put in a resume, in fact I remember when hubby would do a shit resume for himselve and when I tried to tell him it didn’t read good he would get all pissy with me and it wasn’t till someone at work pointed out things that were wrong with his resume that he listened and guess what they were the same things I told him to change but of course I knew nothing…………