Babies, Babies, Babies
Woman in the Middle | April 16, 2013If you want to have children, you need to hire me. I think I am some kind of workplace fertility goddess. A few years back I was hired by someone to cover her maternity leave. Three years later I covered another maternity leave for the same boss. I was laid off while that second maternity leave was happening and a few months later I was hired in another department. My new boss got pregnant and I covered for her. I was laid off once again a couple of months after she returned. I found out later that she announced one week after I was laid off that she was pregnant again. Now, after a year and a half out of the work force I am back and, yes, my new boss is pregnant As a matter of fact one of my other coworker’s wives is about to have a baby as well. Like I said, I just seem to walk into a workplace and babies start popping up all over!
Remind me to request a cubicle away from yours.
I know several women who wish that would happen to them; should I give them your address?
Unfortunately it mainly seems to work if I actually work with the person!
Maybe you should be disinfected? Hey, looking on the good side, it results in work!