Woman in the Middle

Be careful what you do with your fake leg. Some folks in a nearby city learned that the hard way!

It seems a man was driving along in his SUV when he spotted – GASP! – a  leg sticking out from under a parked car! He veered over to get a closer look but was apparently so flustered that he did not properly pay attention to his speed or where he was going. He rammed the parked car under which the leg resided and it rammed the car in front of it which, in turn, hit the car in front of it.

When the officer arrived at the scene the first driver told him about the leg. The officer walked over and, sure enough, there in the middle of the road was a fake leg! By this time the owners of the three parked cars had arrived and the woman who owned the car under which the fake leg was originally located admitted that she had placed the leg there. There was no report on what the heck she was thinking!

If you are wondering, the first guy was cited for not driving in a straight line and for failure to apply his brakes. So let this be a lesson – someone else’s lame attempt at humor does not absolve you from needing to use your brain!