Oh, Pantyhose!
Woman in the Middle | November 11, 2011To all the men out there who may be reading this, I apologize. Just as I will never get the agony of wearing a tie or shaving my face every day, you will never understand the agony of pantyhose. Well, most of you won’t, but I am not going to go there right now.
Last night the city council of my four month old city picked our very first planning commission. I was one of fifteen people who applied for the five positions. I thought I should look nice and professional for this event so I went out recently and bought a new dress with a matching jacket (in black – good for so many occasions!). I even made the effort to put on PANTYHOSE. Yep, my arch nemesis, pantyhose. You know I am serious if I pull on the hose! When I told my friends to come to the meeting for support and to see my new dress (come on, we women know what is important!) you should have heard them laugh when I said “I am even putting on pantyhose.” Women know what that means! Big guns, pulling out all the stops, totally serious, etc…
Maybe those Occupy kids should put on the pantyhose. Then we would all know to take them seriously!
By the way, yes I did get selected for the very first planning commission of my fair city. General plan, land use and zoning, here I come!
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